Tuesday, November 09, 2004

THE TRILOGY -- PART 2

Part three, of our three episode drama, takes place this Sunday, in Cleveland, Ohio, at 1pm ET, as the high-flying Pittsburgh Steelers come to town to take on the lowly Browns
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TRILOGY

\Tril"o*gy\, n. [Gr. trilogi`a; pref. tri- (see Tri-) + lo`gos speech, discourse: cf. F. trilogie.] A series of three dramas which, although each of them is in one sense complete, have a close mutual relation, and form one historical and poetical picture.
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POETIC INDEED

PLAY AGAINST ROAD FAVORITES THAT ARE COMING OFF A DOUBLE DIGIT S/U HOME WIN, DURING
THE SECOND HALF OF THE SEASON. (21- 6 L3 yrs -- 78%) (2- 0 in '04)
(Ironically -- One of those two losses was Cleveland at home over Philly)

PLAY ON: CLEVELAND over PITT
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The trilogy was written back on October 28, and it plays out as follows
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October 28, 2004

With fatidic clarity we see the following scenario unfolding

WEEK 8: PITT at H takes out undefeated NE
WEEK 9: PITT at H takes out undefeated Philly
WEEK 10: PITT on R gets taken out by Cleveland
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Parts one and two --- A Done Deal
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Let's make Shakespeare proud, Cleveland, as the Steelers revel all week long in their fame & glory and come to town with their 'capes' blowing in the wind
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Monday, November 08, 2004

DATELINE 2024 -- THE NFL

USA TODAY
NOVEMBER 8, 2024

MONTANA BISONS SHOOT FOR HISTORY
BUTTE, MT

The 'Boys of Butte' will attempt to be the first team in NFL history to win a game after defeating two undefeated teams, on back-to-back weekends, after game # 6 of the season.

This venture in futility began two decades ago when the Steelers of Pittsburgh, defeated the Los Angeles Eagles, formerly of Philadelphia, by a score of 27- 3.

The Eagles traveled to Pittsburgh, and became victim # 2, as Pitt had dismantled the previously undefeated New England Patriots, the previous Sunday.

The Steelers, understandably exuberant after becoming the first team in NFL history to accomplish this amazing fete, were asked to leave the friendly confines of the house Teresa built and travel to Cleveland, Ohio, to take on the lowly 3- 5 Browns.

That Cleveland team was fresh off a loss in front of a national TV audience, to a revenge motivated team that previously played on the field where the Newport Ravens once proudly called home -- Baltimore, MD.

It was an ESPN, Sunday night affair, which is still memorable, because of the record setting interception return of 105 yards, which occurred in the waning seconds of the game, as Cleveland was about to tie the game 20-20. That record remains intact 20 years later.

Baltimore was a six point favorite in that game and the record setting interception return had Cleveland supporters throwing their remotes through their TV screens. An overtime game seemed inevitable and that would have guaranteed them a win or a push.
It wasn't to be, as the final score was 27-13.

The Browns had opened their season by shutting down the then Baltimore Ravens, 20- 3, on opening day of that 2004 NFL season.

As luck would have it, the schedule maker appeared to have an issue with the Browns, as they were now being asked to deal with, not only a team that defeated them just a month earlier, but the hottest team in the NFL -- The Pittsburgh Steelers.

The headlines around the country, when speaking of that Pittsburgh team, read like a Superman comic book --

THE MAN OF STEEL
BEST ON THE PLANET
THIS KID CAN'T LOSE
IT'S GREAT TO BE KING
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You all know the shocking results of that game, which was the very first attempt by one of the 11 member fraternity of teams, asked to do this seemingly impossible task of winning a game after knocking off the final two undefeated NFL teams, on
back-to back weekends.

This week, twenty years later to the day, the seemingly invincible Bisons, who are starting a rookie QB, fresh from his National Championship winning season with the Richmond Spiders, will be in a similar situation as that old Steeler team found themselves in, back on Nov 7, '04.

The Mighty Bisons will be on the road, against a losing team (South Dakota Outlaws), starting a rookie QB who has won 19 straight games, dating back to his days as a 'Spider' and playing just their second road game in seven long weeks.

Can the Bisons complete this seemingly ‘Impossible Mission’? We think not and we'll look for the same score as that first attempt, back in ‘04, when the Browns took
out the mighty men of steel 23 - 19.
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-- THE PICK --

We actually remember an NFL system we used back on that eventful November day, back in 2004. We remember it because we use it every season.

Here is how it plays out --- If you were to play against any NFL road favorite, that was outrushing their opponents by 40 or more yards/game and they just finished outrushing their last opponent by 100 or more yards, your money winning spread record would be an amazing 108 - 18 ATS the previous 30 years.

At the time, in 2004, when the mighty Steelers were traveling to Cleveland, the system was 36- 6 ATS for the previous 10 years (28-14 S/U) and 12- 0 the previous three years, including 3- 0 that current season.

I remember one of those three wins had occurred just a couple of weeks earlier, as the Broncos of Denver, traveled to Cincinnati, to take on the lowly Bengals, as a six point road favorite. Fresh off their blowout win over their arch enemy, the Oakland Raiders, 31- 3, Denver got blasted 23-10.
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-- OUR FINAL SCORE PREDICTION --

We'll look for the same final score as that Cleveland over Pittsburgh result was, 20 years earlier, to the day.

Montana Bisons 19 -- South Dakota Outlaws 23
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Tuesday, November 02, 2004

SPANK THIS --- DOPE!

TWO DOPES and A WIMP

DOPE # 1: Keyshawn Johnson, wide receiver of the Jets, no wait, the Bucs, ooops, sorry, I meant the Cowboys.

While the spanking of Pam Oliver, may be a fantasy of his, announcing it to the public, in an attempt to demean her work, is being an ignorant DOPE !

DOPE # 2: Warren Sapp, defensive tackle/end for the Oakland raiders.
On Sunday, the vociferous Sapp, frustrated by his inability to do anything positive, proceeded to blast his head coach on the sideline.
Isn't it odd that the only players we see exhibiting this ostentatious display of vulgarity are the ones who are consistently underperforming and getting whipped by their opponent?

WIMP of the WEEK: Mike Tice, the head coach of the Minnesota Vikings.
After watching his team get smacked in the mouth and whimper their way off to the locker room, their main man had this to say to the press, "Thank God the Giants are not on our schedule for next year."

Can you imagine John Lynch, Brian Urlacher, Jack Del Rio, Bill Parcells or any other self respecting athlete, thanking God that he doesn't have to get smacked around again by a non cooperative adversary -- The NY Giants.

Is it any wonder the Vikes folded in the first quarter, after the Giants got physical with them? The teams take on the personality of their coach and as tough as he may have been as a player, Mike Tice is a mental WIMP.

He should be blasting his team and chomping at the bit for a return engagement with the Giants.

SUPERMAN LOST HIS CAPE

SUPERMAN HAD HIS CAPE RIPPED OFF

Is Terrell Owens actually Lex Luther, the notorious Superman adversary?

On Sunday, TO, the wide receiver for the Eagles, scored the eventual winning TD in the Philly 15-10 win over Ray Lewis, aka Superman, and the Baltimore Ravens. For his TD celebration, Owens opted to mock Lewis’ famous, stadium entry dance. Ray’s response was to question TO, “Just play football. Don’t be a coward until you make just ONE play.”

Yo Ray -- That ONE play was the game winning TD, and more importantly, how can you possibly enter the stadium ever again and do that dance?

TO ripped off your cape, tore the S right off your chest and spit on them both.

We may end up thanking TO for his audacity in tearing down one of the NFL’s icons --- Maybe now ESPN will mike-up someone other than Ray-Ray whenever the Ravens find another prime time slot.
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HAS IT COME TO THIS?

Speaking of Terrell Owens and his imitation Ray Lewis dance --- Did anyone notice the latest poll on NFL.com?

They offered the fans a variety of plays to choose from for the honor of being rated as the best play of the weekend. The plays ranged from Michael Vick, running for 44 yards, Plaxico Burris, catching a TD pass in his victory over the Pats, Buffalo’s McGee, returning a punt for a TD and last and by far the least, was TO’s end zone dance.

The results: You guessed it -- Vick 14% -- McGee 8% -- Burris 19% -- Owens 59%.

FIFTY NINE FREAKIN’ percent voted for a DANCE as the best play of the day. It is the World Wrestling Federation mentality and it is just plain stupid and actually degrading to such players as Butkus, Nitschke, Lambert and even to Vick, Burress and McGeee.

Our problem is NOT with the players that do the dancing. Like some of them say, “If you don’t want to see me dance, keep me out of the end zone.” Our problem is with the idiotic fans that actually think the dancing is the best play of any football weekend.
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HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

This past weekend, Dana College sophomore Tom Lensch, set an all-division, all time record by throwing 101 passes. He completed 56 of them for a school record 507 yards. Lensch had three TD passes and three interceptions and also carried the ball nine times.

The amazing part of this story is that his team LOST the game 60-35 !!

By the way, the current NCAA record is still held by one of the hottest NFL QB’s in the league today -- Drew Brees of the San Diego Chargers. Brees threw the ball 83 times in a 1998 game against Wisconsin.