SPANK THIS --- DOPE!

TWO DOPES and A WIMP

DOPE # 1: Keyshawn Johnson, wide receiver of the Jets, no wait, the Bucs, ooops, sorry, I meant the Cowboys.

While the spanking of Pam Oliver, may be a fantasy of his, announcing it to the public, in an attempt to demean her work, is being an ignorant DOPE !

DOPE # 2: Warren Sapp, defensive tackle/end for the Oakland raiders.
On Sunday, the vociferous Sapp, frustrated by his inability to do anything positive, proceeded to blast his head coach on the sideline.
Isn't it odd that the only players we see exhibiting this ostentatious display of vulgarity are the ones who are consistently underperforming and getting whipped by their opponent?

WIMP of the WEEK: Mike Tice, the head coach of the Minnesota Vikings.
After watching his team get smacked in the mouth and whimper their way off to the locker room, their main man had this to say to the press, "Thank God the Giants are not on our schedule for next year."

Can you imagine John Lynch, Brian Urlacher, Jack Del Rio, Bill Parcells or any other self respecting athlete, thanking God that he doesn't have to get smacked around again by a non cooperative adversary -- The NY Giants.

Is it any wonder the Vikes folded in the first quarter, after the Giants got physical with them? The teams take on the personality of their coach and as tough as he may have been as a player, Mike Tice is a mental WIMP.

He should be blasting his team and chomping at the bit for a return engagement with the Giants.